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Austin started his career in crime at an early age until he was finally apprehended in what has been dubbed “the great Sqworm heist of 2000.” Since that time he has been keeping his nose clean thanks to comedy and a Panasonic 3000 nose hair trimmer. Being one of the more modest people in the world, Austin takes little credit in his immense comedic abilities. Instead, Austin gives credit to eating a big bowl of Grape Nuts every morning alongside a serving of Yo-Plus Yoplait yogurt with Activia. Austin also expects to become a millionaire some day through embedded marketing.