Monica "La Chica" Sanchez

Once upon a time in Mexico (sorry, no Salma Hayek), like any normal person, Monica went to acting lessons for 4 years and was a part of the Independent group Cosas Raras (Weird Things) and did some serious acting.
She got married (dreaming to live happily ever after) and then she decided to go for her American Dream. This crazy chica crossed the Rio Grande just for the fun (and money), and one day, searching for her destiny, she put her beautiful green eye on this ad about an improvisation group searching for a member: "Audition Open,Women and Minorities Welcome." "Ahaaaa," she said, "I already have two points in favor!" And that's how the Wiseguys ended up with this Chiquita Banana Cousin.